SPEAKS FOR ITSELF DOESN'T IT??? What a hoot!

Approved Christian Slang for "Sex"
By Brian K. WhiteJul 18, 2003, 18:36

If you are going to talk about the act of procreation, it's imperitive to not go to hell. After all, there are many circumstances in which the church does condone the act, well, maybe the outcome if not the act. Sharpen your pencils, gang, it's time to learn some new terminology.

Seventeen Years

I'm FINALLY over what ever the hell it was that made me sick...and it only took 3 long agonizing weeks...there is a billion other things I SHOULD be doing right now, other than writing, but my therapist told me I needed to throw the word should out of my vocabulary...So, my house will still be filthy, and the laundry will still be dirty and the dogs will still have to pee when I am done writing...


Valentines day...it's really more of an anniversary for my hubby and me....it's been 17 years since the first time we, ummmmm, you know...did it...shagged, the horizontal tango, the wild monkey dance, the woo hoo, rode the pony, bumping pretties, the nasty...you know...SEX...17 years...man...it's hard to swallow it all sometimes...no pun intended...and this June will make 15 years we've been married...the old ball and chain, holy matrimony....ok...that routes not as funny as the sex slang...LOL...soooooo....we not only celebrate Cupid's birthday (that's what valentines day is all about right?) we also celebrate an anniversary....would that make it a "Valiversary" ?????

Whatever it is, it's been a blast and I can't wait to see what the next 17 hold in store for us....

What the F$&#*!!!!

I'm so tired of being fucking sick....Ask me where I got it....go ahead...ask me....my husband infected me!!!...that's how much he loves me....the bastard...I can't hold it against him though...he has taken good care of me....but...Cheese and Rice!!!!!....when am I gonna get better???...Just when you think you couldn't possibly pull anymore mucus out of your head....SURPRISE!!!.....you tap a never ending geyser of snot....my chest and stomach ache from coughing and sneezing....and if THAT isn't bad enough....EVERY time I sneeze and cough, the force of them is strong enough to make me pee a little....after a couple of changes of clothes I smartened up and started wearing a maxi pad as a make-shift depends...like some incontinent old lady....today was better than this past week...I actually stood up from the couch without feeling like I was gonna pass out and I managed to shower....my family was quite relieved...I was getting a little ripe, I must admit....maybe tomorrow I'll feel good enough to try a little make-up....a girl's gotta dream, right?.....Until I start to feel better....here's some info on my favorite "fucking" word.....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html