What the F$&#*!!!!

I'm so tired of being fucking sick....Ask me where I got it....go ahead...ask me....my husband infected me!!!...that's how much he loves me....the bastard...I can't hold it against him though...he has taken good care of me....but...Cheese and Rice!!!!!....when am I gonna get better???...Just when you think you couldn't possibly pull anymore mucus out of your head....SURPRISE!!!.....you tap a never ending geyser of snot....my chest and stomach ache from coughing and sneezing....and if THAT isn't bad enough....EVERY time I sneeze and cough, the force of them is strong enough to make me pee a little....after a couple of changes of clothes I smartened up and started wearing a maxi pad as a make-shift depends...like some incontinent old lady....today was better than this past week...I actually stood up from the couch without feeling like I was gonna pass out and I managed to shower....my family was quite relieved...I was getting a little ripe, I must admit....maybe tomorrow I'll feel good enough to try a little make-up....a girl's gotta dream, right?.....Until I start to feel better....here's some info on my favorite "fucking" word.....

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