Why oh why can't I....

Just finish a freaking project already!....I have about a hundred and one crochet projects currently in my "to do" basket and closet....I always start a really COOL thing with the absolute determination to finish it so I can pat myself on the back with a job well done, when, out of no where some glittery shiny object catches my eye and demands that I start work on it....I say kindly that I just don't have the time right now...that my other projects need to be done before I can start something new...but...they just scream at me..."NO!...touch me NOW!....play with me NOW!"....much like my husband does....I wish women came equipped with two sets of arms, instead of breasts (the useless buggers)....at least an extra set of arms could help me get things done....of course in that case....my husband probably wouldn't want to play with ME as much then....Soooo, I'm stuck with one set of arms, a pair of useless breasts, and a house full of unfinished projects....That's the life of an Aries....